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Of Musical Tesla Coils and… Musical Tesla Coils
This compilation is especially for Ms. Babble-Jean Teabag who is currently away nursing a healthy relative back to sickness. It is a collection of videos on musical Tesla coils, compiled by our loyal, trusty, and hardworking intern, Whats-His-Name, the research monkey. These are solid-state Tesla coils, Their primaries run at a resonant frequency in the 41 KHz range, and they are modulated from the control unit in order to generate the tones you hear. No, the electricity is not timed and coordinated to the music: the music is made by these two midi-controlled Tesla Coils! A midi, is of course, is some sort of small electro-magical creature, native to the Russian tundra – and it lives for the opportunity to use its elemental powers to enrich the lives of man. Steve Ward and Jeff Larson, the owners and builders of these Tesla coils, and masters of these highly talented midis, met at Teslathon of all places. Steve is an electrical engineering student at University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign. So, without much further ado… here are those […]
Pustota
I found this remarkable gem today whilst floating about on the aethernet. This amazing film with sound was made by KOL-BELOV Film, with music by Theodor Bastard (Saint Petersburg, Russia). I am not quite sure if this is a vision of the future, or of our glorious past, but I feel I speak for all when I say our founders would be most pleased with this feature, whatever its origins. Had I tear ducts and other related body parts, I would surely weep at its beauty. Mint T. Zlotywww.mykeamend.com
Rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated
This memo is in protest to the memo previously left by Ms. Babel-Jean Teahymn, and for the purpose of disputing my status as a former employee, ex-employee, demised employee, or employee who has otherwise ceased to be. This letter is being transcribed by intern Tom Lazythint, as for some reason or another I have become temporarily incompatible with objects on the material plane of existence – a mere phase which I am sure will pass in time, and something I am sure must happen to most people my age at some point or another. Regardless, this statement is a disclaimer against possible typos and other displays of intern daftness which might occur within this transcription. I would like to say that in fact, I feel quite fine, and very well up to my duties regardless of my current state, and declare that I will fight tooth and nail with anyone who even as much as attempts to park their autocar in my assigned parking spot, parks their grimy feet on my fine brazilian cherrywood desk, […]