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Chickins

Dunwich Horror chasing chickens

When eeting small towns in the middle of night, Dunwich Horror think small towns can taste lots like chikins, theereticly.. not that Dunwich sneeks out to eet small towns or anything… just that small towns has lots of chikins in them, which are tastey. Dunwich, for the records, did also not eet the website – instead there was errors at the webhost which resulted in losing of a year worth of entrees even though professor pokes Dunwich with stick and threatens Dunwich with mustard to apologize for eet yucky web site, which Dunwich did not eet because it tasted bad.. not like chickins. Dunwich Horroren.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah_Winfrey

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Dunwich Findings

These am photos of various thing. Thing witch Dunwich Horror find during Dunwich’s most recent Flickr eckpedition, in which Dunwich narrowly escaped with dunwich life. If tasty human aprishiate all Dunwich bring to there Aether-net-bocks, Dunwich appreciate small gifts of lifestock or sheeps. Thank you. Do not spray Dunwich Horror with yellow stuff agin. Thank you. Dunwich Horroren.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah_Winfrey

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Human People Slander Dunwich Again

Humans are at it again this time! From the cover, it seem innogurous enough, howevers Dunwich Horror think Dunwich Horror not deserving of this portrayal… AGAIN! This story, equally lie like the last story, wishes again to paint Dunwich as bad smelly guy, probably with big footprints the size of tree trunks. This in themself is misleading to people because what size is tree trunk? Exactly! Tree trunk have no exact size! Tree trunk can be small like tasty cat, or big like tasty cow – can be short and have candy like tasty child, or tall like tasty moose! Tree trunk come in all shapes and sizes. They say history is written by Victor, and therefore, if your name not Victor, you should not write history AT ALL, especiarey when write lies about dunwich AGAIN! If writing things about Dunwich, or saying things about Dunwich – say them in MUSICAL! Dunwich Horror deserve good MUSICAL, think it better for public relationships, make people know Dunwich Horror am really good guy. Dunwich would like have relations with all […]

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Want New Inquisitions for Art Galley

As you might have known: Me, Dunwich Horror am occupant of archive as well. Even though they try from time to time, or always, to make me leave archive by spraying things on me and calling me bad smell. What you might not know about things is that Dunwich Horror has found new corners of archive no one knows about, even you, and those corners am currently empty of the sorts of interested things what decorate the archive where humans and others dwell. My annex, as we in art worlds say about art places that are extra, has much need for things to make it more… “placey”, something to pretty up empty space. I need better providers of stuff – here is why: Ready? Okay! Unknown decorators come throughout every day and try to decorate the Dunwich Horror Annex with things… many of which not too spiffy, such as bananna peels, empty milk cartons, styrofoam peanuts, and such. Not to complain, they are not bad decorations – but apparently trucks like these things… A LOT! Each […]

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Dunwich Horror isn’t smell

“He locked away the Necronomicon with a shudder of disgust, but the room still reeked with an unholy and unidentifiable stench. ‘As a foulness shall ye know them,’ he quoted. Yes – the odour was the same as that which had sickened him at the Whateley farmhouse less than three years before” First off imagine be sprayed with yellow mustard from giant bottle, being treeted like giant cosmic weiner, then to be called ‘ugly’ or ‘hideous’ by wrinkly old humans I not even know personally, waving their arms about at self all threatening like, screaming at Dunwich Horror when Dunwich Horror not doing anything bad – just happily crusching trees all like “Crunch! Crunch!” minding own business… maybe eat a few humans but it’s okay really. Then imagine be dissolved from world by meddlesome old people what won’t lend ancient books out and then think you are stinky, and what think brother are stinky which is LIE! Well, It took long time be conjured back here just to defend myself from terrible old wrinkly man’s malicous comments […]

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Dunwich Horror

Dunwich Horror am born to humans in Dunwich through special ceremony, and educated in the small house of Dunwich shack, in the neighborhood of Dunwich poophouse and Dunwich tool shed. Dunwich Horror spend some time back in otherworldly dimension due to malicious smelly old man banish dunwich horror from planet of earth. After return to earth, Dunwich horror want only be left alone to chomp and crunch and smush invisibly, and urges concerned humans of earth to protect horror from evil staff at Miskatonic Archive. Dunwich Horror likes in free time smushing and crunching, but also like collect conifers and possums for use in decopage. Dunwich Horroren.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah_Winfrey